Lemongrass (Warwick, RI)

 

It's a testament to the connection between man and food, taste and sense, the human transcendence of the collective meal. When we eat dumplings, we are all one. And when we are all one, we eat dumplings.

Cut to Lemongrass, a small Asian cuisine gem with a supple raw bar and a wont for dumplings. The insider's tip to eating here is that the dim sum is not on the appetizer menu, and from there, the average dumpling adventurer might be discouraged. But fear not! You must ask for the fried pork dumplings behind closed doors and in a whisper, and they will provide you the spoils of good eating. Or, you could just ask them to deliver over the phone, which is what we did.

Only mere minutes later did these beautiful puppies show up at our doorstep, ready to be consumed by family. The dumplings were sweet and salty, cooked almost to perfection and with a dip of soy sauce they simply melted in your mouth. And I must admit that for several moments I was taken to another dimension.

What brought me back to earth was the small hints of unperfection - a stray herb in the presentation and a bite of one dumpling that resulted in a disappointing volume of pork and goodness.

And yet, we arrive at my recommendation: which is that while following E and I around the world on our Transcontinental Dumpling Adventure, you must stop in Warwick, Rhode Island, for the momentary bliss.

4 out of 5 stars.

Until next time,

Tyuck!

Aroy-D, the Thai Elephant (Food truck) (Hoboken, NJ)

It's no secret that every Sunday, I devour brunch, preferably bottomless manmosa brunches. This Sunday was no different, however, after brunch we decided to go to Pier 13 in Hoboken and enjoy the rays while simultaneously getting sauced on watermelon punch. I obviously had to get dumplings, because someone has to give the people a verdict on whether or not to order from The Thai Elephant food truck.

Pier 13 has a ton of food trucks, but the only food truck food that matters is dumplings. Aroy-D Thai Elephant fried dumplings fit the bill perfectly. Now, you all know fried dumplings are the far superior dumpling and these pups where deep fried making 'em even that much better. The filling was moist, the crunch was on point. Throw in a nice tangy soyish sauce,  and I think its safe to say these are a great complement to a day out getting boozed up while relaxing in the sun. 

Booze, check. Sun, check. Lawn chairs and Jenga, check. Dumplings, double check. 

I'd order them again that's for sure.

4.4 out of 5

Eric 

Giving me a fork for street food, who do they think I am, pfft. 

King's Co Imperial (Brooklyn, NY)

When Tyuck comes to town there's only one thing a couple of dumpling connoisseurs need to do; get dumplings. So with the help of his brother we hopped on down to Kings Co. Imperial looking for some soup dumplings...and they didnt have any. Instead we had to opt for an offering of all the dumplings they have on the menu. 

Nothing more satisfying than just saying give me one of every dumpling you offer. We ended up getting some chicken dumplings, some veggie potstickers, some pork long dumplings, and some pork/shrimp shumai, so this blog post has something for everyone, vegetarians to pure carnivores. 

I'll start with the veggie potstickers.

As you all know we prefer our dumplings fried, these were filled with a variety of vegetables with the biggie being bok choy. They were decent not to great, overall medium dumpling the sauce we used was the one for the chicken dumplings so much better than the standard soy on the table. I also tried it in this bomb spicy peanutty sauce which was amazing. 

On to the next the pork/shrimp shumai

Like I said before, steamed are alright, but it's always going to play second fiddle to the big dogs. These again were alright nothing special, but the sauce was amazing. It had a pleasant heat and tinge, that definitely upped the wow factory of the dumplings, but still a lack luster dumpling.

Now on to the power players starting with the pork long dumplings,

Now we are getting into the real gems. These pork dumplings had an awesome flavor, a little greasy, but overall very pleasant. Dipping them into the chicken sauce only elevated them that much more. Fired, check. Filling, check. Sauce, check. These made for  a dumpling that definitely could definitely get our stamp of approval. 

Finally we ordered some chicken dumplings,

Chicken dumplings always scare me because so much can go wrong and you're sitting there eating something so dry it makes 6 saltine crackers look appetizing. But these, these dumplings knocked it out of the park. Our clear number one out of the four samples. The sauce was the pinnacle sauce of the day. The dumpling was perfectly moist, the fry was simple and added the perfect amount of crisp. 

Popping into swanky chinese places, as a dumpling reviewer is never as fun as the little hole in the wall dive chinese spots. However, Kings Co. Imperial, definitely had a cool vibe, and dumplings fit the bill.

2.7 out of 5 Vegetable Potstickers

2.9 out of 5 Pork/Shrimp Shumai

4.2 out of 5 Pork Long Dumplings

4.5 out of 5 Chicken Dumplings

Eric 

Final verdict, if you can stomach the hipstery vibe that is brooklyn, and have pants tight enough to blend in and not look like you're a professional dumpling critic, head on over to Brooklyn. There's a lot of cool spots, and places to chow down. But seriously, hit the thrift shop first, or the looks of disgust will be many. 

Formosa (Iowa City, IA)

When in Iowa, you obviously have to get sushi. I mean it does boarder the Mississippi, so you know it's going to be good. Whenever, you go get sushi, dumplings have to accompany it. It is a classic combination like peanut butter and jelly. 

Now Iowa, has already far and away surpassed everything I have thought. These dumplings did the same thing. I know again with the steamed, but beggars can't be choosers. The sauce was good, again your classic midwestern soy sauce combo (TM). The dumplings were spot on no complaints, the filling was nice, the size was perfect. Throw in the tropical Iowa weather and eating outside, and these dumplings knocked it out of the park. 

Iowa was a perfect 2 for 2 in the dumpling category, which is surprising granted that all four Iowans I know haven't even heard of them before. 

4.2 out of 5

Eric 

Final verdict if you are from the East Coast and have a spare 15 hours lying around and you want to experience a cool town known not just for their dumplings, it pains me to say this but Iowa City is pretty dope.

Dumpling Darling (Iowa City, IA)

I was feeling the urge to get back to dumpling basics, and with Tyuck already eating dumplings in Asia, there was only one place left for me to look. Someplace warm, a place where the beer flows like wine; where beautiful women instinctively flock like the salmon of Capistrano. I'm talking about a little place called Iowa City. 

So that's what I did. I treked out 15 hours to the land where some say dumplings were invented. I arrived in Iowa City pleasantly surprised with the surroundings. It was a cool, laid back kind of college town, a lot more going for it than just corn.

So I hopped into Dumpling Darling. This is nice low key little joint. I went traditional steamed. I know, I know fried dumplings are our bread and butter, but I had to get a pork filling so these guys were it.

The sauce was a classic midwest style soy sauce. I have no idea if that is a real thing so I am just going to roll with it. Dumplings were pretty good, I'll admit my expectations were not super high on anything Iowa, but I was mistaken. They were a solid dumpling that I would throw against anything from Chinatown in the city (New York City for anyone from the midwest reading who is wondering what I am talking about). 

Well done, Iowa. 

4.0 out of 5

Eric 

P.S. They might have been higher if I didn't leave Iowa without getting a "Not everything is flat in Iowa" shirt. Major mess up on my part. I should have been better. I'm sorry.

mokbar (New York, NY)

After a night of drinking, there are only two things that could help me face the hangover I was having. Obviously, the first was to continue on and have a few beers at the biergarten at the Standard. The next thing on my agenda was to get some food. With all my friends, going to order tacos, I had to get some real hangover cure food and sought out some dumplings, because everyone knows dumplings > everything else, especially when hungover.

So I headed on down to mokbar inside Chelsea Markets. It's a tiny little korean place, and decided to go with the halmoni dumplings. Food from the gods. These gems were perfectly fried, the filling was a lot more complex than many of the dumplings featured on this blog. the seasoning was spot on, the sizing was great.

The sauce that came with these beauts, was a kimchi based one that only added to the overall taste of the dumplings. These dumplings were exactly what I needed to keep on going for the day.

All around a very solid dumpling/sauce combo from the people at mokbar. I'd obviously advocate for eating dumplings daily, but for someone who is looking for a more moderate dumpling diet, I'd suggest going down to mokbar if you're in the area.

4.3 out of 5

Eric

"A dumpling a day...is a necessity"- my own quote (that i just came up with)

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Dedicated to the dumpling life, then you definitely need this shirt. How else could you ever eat a dumpling again, without wearing one on your chest.*

Black tee coming soon.

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